Tumblr (3.0; @ja-michael)http://ja-michael.tumblr.com/<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://phalanxiforismydrug.tumblr.com/post/43468964387/yoiplait-terms-for-penis-you-should-not-use-in">phalanxiforismydrug</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://yoiplait.tumblr.com/post/25533996913/terms-for-penis-you-should-not-use-in-fics-love">yoiplait</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>terms for penis you should <em><strong>not</strong></em> use in fics:</p> <ul><li>love stick</li> <li>doinker</li> <li>schlong</li> <li>wankie</li> <li>ding dong</li> <li>100% all-beef thermometer</li> <li>bologna pony</li> <li>stinky pickle</li> <li>magic wand</li> <li>divine rod</li> <li>love muscle</li> <li>power drill</li> <li>captain winky</li> <li><span>yogurt slinger</span></li> <li>DNA rifle </li> </ul></blockquote> <p>I dunno, 100% all-beef thermometer just rolls off the tongue. </p> </blockquote> <p>Lol</p>http://ja-michael.tumblr.com/post/50287684152http://ja-michael.tumblr.com/post/50287684152Sun, 12 May 2013 17:02:57 -0400<iframe frameborder="no" width="400" height="225" scrolling="no" src="http://www.theonion.com/video_embed/?id=29438"></iframe><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://tumblinwithhotties.tumblr.com/post/44754135312/post-a-video-of-yourself-getting-double-teamed-by">tumblinwithhotties</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><span>“Post a video of yourself getting double-teamed by two brawny Latinos to show your acceptance of diversity”</span></p> <p>“That’s not the same if you cover the eyes, that’s where the innocence is.”</p> <p>“I shoot my porn in sepia tone so people who see it will think it’s my grandfather and not me.”</p> <p>LOL…I LOVE the Onion.  Watch this!</p> </blockquote>http://ja-michael.tumblr.com/post/44766886487http://ja-michael.tumblr.com/post/44766886487Thu, 07 Mar 2013 00:24:05 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/07251729d60cb9c69e30278551c823e1/tumblr_mj9pxaIzP01ruqjjwo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/7c7f5d45626bb88b956e3953262bcaf7/tumblr_mj9pxaIzP01ruqjjwo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/91bdb8379fa14e843d3ae154f1fb1db0/tumblr_mj9pxaIzP01ruqjjwo3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/af76bbbd1ae672817779e756e5a5c21e/tumblr_mj9pxaIzP01ruqjjwo4_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/565855c7e3f6173a5a6b34c84e59464e/tumblr_mj9pxaIzP01ruqjjwo5_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/73a2e318499103157f73ed066ff26bbc/tumblr_mj9pxaIzP01ruqjjwo6_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/dde893485773f3d95448f18bc187b4bd/tumblr_mj9pxaIzP01ruqjjwo7_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://hookerrevi.tumblr.com/post/44752591035/nuevas-im-genes-de-lady-gaga-con-taylor-kinney">hookerrevi</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Nuevas imágenes de Lady Gaga con Taylor Kinney (Beverly Hills - 02 de Septiembre 2011).</p> </blockquote>http://ja-michael.tumblr.com/post/44766540430http://ja-michael.tumblr.com/post/44766540430Thu, 07 Mar 2013 00:18:05 -0500<a href="http://drugstoreprincess.com/post/18002765162/eyeshadow-decoded-which-shades-are-best-for-your-eye">The Drugstore Princess: Eyeshadow Decoded: Which Shades are Best for your Eye Color</a>: <p>Love this!</p>http://ja-michael.tumblr.com/post/43860198632http://ja-michael.tumblr.com/post/43860198632Sat, 23 Feb 2013 22:25:54 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/a7b89e452b437b95e057b0aff541223d/tumblr_mi6ds2UAUj1qdziivo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://ja-michael.tumblr.com/post/43285318439http://ja-michael.tumblr.com/post/43285318439Sat, 16 Feb 2013 23:31:33 -0500“Gaga spoke about ARTPOP, saying that she was much happier while writing and recording it – a process that started directly after she finished with Born This Way. Gaga said that she knew Born This Way was a challenge to most of her fans, and that we endured a lot. She continued and said that she created the album, which ultimately became a movement, as a form of therapy, and she has no regrets about Born This Way, though feels she is now able to move on as a happier and more mature person. When asked if she felt pressured about the new record, Gaga said she would be worried if there wasn’t any pressure, because it helps her work. She said she knows what we want, and that’s fun, dirty, dance music, and there’s no shortage of it on ARTPOP. She explained that the album is pretty much done: there’s vocals and music on all the tracks, but she wants to take three weeks after the tour is over, during her break, to re-record her vocals with her coach Don Lawrence, so that the album is the best quality it can be, because its forever. Gaga mentioned that she considers ARTPOP her first real album, that its about a phoenix rising from the ashes, and is worried if she’ll ever be able to top it because she knows it’s that good.”<br/><br/> - <em><p>so excited!</p> <p><a href="http://propaGaga.com">PropaGaga</a> admin on meeting Gaga after the show in St. Paul, Minnesota (via <a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://ladyxgaga.com/">ladyxgaga</a>)</p></em>http://ja-michael.tumblr.com/post/42559202606http://ja-michael.tumblr.com/post/42559202606Thu, 07 Feb 2013 23:21:46 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/25fabf69bf2b80f75bdc9119d19b3647/tumblr_mhpxo4VcDy1r6qguso1_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/19d233422d846344272a2d5126d65c40/tumblr_mhpxo4VcDy1r6qguso2_500.gif"/><br/> <br/><p>OMG she is getting it so hard this week!</p>http://ja-michael.tumblr.com/post/42410088193http://ja-michael.tumblr.com/post/42410088193Tue, 05 Feb 2013 23:55:27 -0500<iframe width="400" height="300" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/jDpEnXKZ_EY?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p>This girl is insane. Can’t wait for her to dance with Maddie in a few weeks. #DanceMoms</p> <blockquote> <p>abby’s comments really bothered me for some reason. i know she like thought her this dance but i found my self telling abby to shut up</p> </blockquote>http://ja-michael.tumblr.com/post/40134699775http://ja-michael.tumblr.com/post/40134699775Wed, 09 Jan 2013 19:58:02 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdn7bw8kKg1rz54y4o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://dancemommamaniac.tumblr.com/post/35919636111/reasons-why-i-love-obama">dancemommamaniac</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><strong><em>Reasons why I love Obama</em></strong></p> </blockquote>http://ja-michael.tumblr.com/post/35929570885http://ja-michael.tumblr.com/post/35929570885Sat, 17 Nov 2012 15:01:27 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mde9tzl15P1rbpl35o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://ja-michael.tumblr.com/post/35627977445http://ja-michael.tumblr.com/post/35627977445Tue, 13 Nov 2012 04:10:34 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdb581Tyb01r8z1gdo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://tumblinwithhotties.tumblr.com/post/35463802887/if-only-white-men-had-voted-based-on-us-law">tumblinwithhotties</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>If only white men had voted.  Based on US Law prior to 1870, here is how the current election would have turned out.</p> </blockquote>http://ja-michael.tumblr.com/post/35474069326http://ja-michael.tumblr.com/post/35474069326Sun, 11 Nov 2012 04:33:07 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_maqtahSsc51rn8xx5o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://kendallandkylieandkimkourtkhlo.tumblr.com/post/32038738154/robs-sock-line-arthur-george">kendallandkylieandkimkourtkhlo</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Rob’s sock line “Arthur George”</p> </blockquote>http://ja-michael.tumblr.com/post/34868579724http://ja-michael.tumblr.com/post/34868579724Fri, 02 Nov 2012 21:17:03 -0400<iframe width="400" height="300" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/UhEltNBy5iw?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://perfectballetbody.tumblr.com/post/34114225358/how-does-one-turn">perfectballetbody</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>how does one turn?</p> </blockquote>http://ja-michael.tumblr.com/post/34180650784http://ja-michael.tumblr.com/post/34180650784Tue, 23 Oct 2012 16:15:52 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://dipper-goes-to-my-spooky-bell.tumblr.com/post/33723280755/99-life-hacks-to-make-your-life-easier">dipper-goes-to-my-spooky-bell</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://dersekingdom.tumblr.com/post/33711984748">dersekingdom</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://shialabeowulf.tumblr.com/post/33670447154/99-life-hacks-to-make-your-life-easier">shialabeowulf</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbyigiVdpj1qhkzpz.jpg"/><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbyigogm891qhkzpz.jpg"/><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbyigyq7B51qhkzpz.jpg"/><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbyih1jC9T1qhkzpz.jpg"/><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbyih6wkYi1qhkzpz.jpg"/><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbyihahH3A1qhkzpz.jpg"/><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbyihiiK0p1qhkzpz.jpg"/><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbyihmya5L1qhkzpz.jpg"/><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbyihqLRze1qhkzpz.jpg"/><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbyihuDWwT1qhkzpz.jpg"/></p> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbyihz9Fsk1qhkzpz.jpg"/><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbyii4tChO1qhkzpz.jpg"/><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbyii9fETT1qhkzpz.jpg"/><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbyiiieNxk1qhkzpz.jpg"/><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbyiitoduk1qhkzpz.jpg"/><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbyij8Gipf1qhkzpz.jpg"/><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbyijgeiua1qhkzpz.jpg"/><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbyijl18Dw1qhkzpz.jpg"/><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbyijobyHI1qhkzpz.jpg"/><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbyijtH77i1qhkzpz.jpg"/><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbyijxgmng1qhkzpz.jpg"/><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbyiklry061qhkzpz.jpg"/><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbyikrUJ0B1qhkzpz.jpg"/><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbyikwzvpJ1qhkzpz.jpg"/><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbyil58gyK1qhkzpz.jpg"/><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbyiliac2f1qhkzpz.jpg"/><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbyiloCdn31qhkzpz.jpg"/><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbyiltNK6m1qhkzpz.jpg"/><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbyilzl8fS1qhkzpz.jpg"/><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbyim4aOQt1qhkzpz.jpg"/><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbyim9IkmX1qhkzpz.jpg"/><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbyimfWOQJ1qhkzpz.jpg"/><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbyimirWzy1qhkzpz.jpg"/><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbyimmtkDf1qhkzpz.jpg"/><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbyimqmAJ71qhkzpz.jpg"/><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbyimwhclk1qhkzpz.jpg"/><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbyin3aISx1qhkzpz.jpg"/><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbyincVgXz1qhkzpz.jpg"/><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbyinl9tCO1qhkzpz.jpg"/><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbyintcwrG1qhkzpz.jpg"/><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbyio1Yq2K1qhkzpz.jpg"/><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbyio5WLx61qhkzpz.jpg"/><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbyioarLri1qhkzpz.jpg"/><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbyioey94m1qhkzpz.jpg"/><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbyiojwhfa1qhkzpz.jpg"/><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbyiooSVcI1qhkzpz.jpg"/><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbyiox34ls1qhkzpz.jpg"/><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbyip2CpIv1qhkzpz.jpg"/><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbyip70vBg1qhkzpz.jpg"/><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbyipevlP91qhkzpz.jpg"/><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbyipi5oI51qhkzpz.jpg"/><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbyipnEtXV1qhkzpz.jpg"/><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbyiprayuG1qhkzpz.jpg"/><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbyipvcquF1qhkzpz.jpg"/><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbyiq0x2TI1qhkzpz.jpg"/><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbyiq8bjEF1qhkzpz.jpg"/><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbyiqdMUMn1qhkzpz.jpg"/><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbyiqiGhJO1qhkzpz.jpg"/><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbyiqnPl9W1qhkzpz.jpg"/><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbyiqtkOlM1qhkzpz.jpg"/><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbyirtBIAz1qhkzpz.jpg"/><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbyis4HVUE1qhkzpz.jpg"/><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbyis8a05L1qhkzpz.jpg"/><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbyisdluoz1qhkzpz.jpg"/><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbyismx49I1qhkzpz.jpg"/><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbyisrQijD1qhkzpz.jpg"/><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbyisuu1mo1qhkzpz.jpg"/><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbyit11gtX1qhkzpz.jpg"/><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbyit4KPNI1qhkzpz.jpg"/><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbyit8bDg81qhkzpz.jpg"/><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbyitcuq5X1qhkzpz.jpg"/><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbyitgcCFA1qhkzpz.jpg"/><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbyitlECYA1qhkzpz.jpg"/><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbyitqcjcV1qhkzpz.jpg"/><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbyitvrLph1qhkzpz.jpg"/><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbyitzPRbs1qhkzpz.jpg"/><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbyiu4y1KF1qhkzpz.jpg"/><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbyiu8ARLR1qhkzpz.jpg"/><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbyiuh5kBG1qhkzpz.jpg"/><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbyiuliNDZ1qhkzpz.jpg"/><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbyiupo8pJ1qhkzpz.jpg"/><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbyiutHZVK1qhkzpz.jpg"/><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbyiux55Yc1qhkzpz.jpg"/><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbyiv1h9so1qhkzpz.jpg"/><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbyiw8WYVm1qhkzpz.jpg"/><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbyiwdLpuA1qhkzpz.jpg"/><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbyiwikP5k1qhkzpz.jpg"/><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbyiwm3LK01qhkzpz.jpg"/><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbyiwqwrxX1qhkzpz.jpg"/><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbyiwu10bA1qhkzpz.jpg"/><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbyiwz2Wjo1qhkzpz.jpg"/><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbyix90rwp1qhkzpz.jpg"/><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbyixdfGdF1qhkzpz.jpg"/><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbyixiKaeV1qhkzpz.jpg"/><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbyixnPG6Z1qhkzpz.png"/><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbyixwX0EW1qhkzpz.jpg"/><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbyj4upGmS1qhkzpz.jpg"/></p></blockquote> <p>I HAVE FOUND THE SECRETS TO THE UNIVERSE!<br/>this, I liiiiike.</p> </blockquote> <p>HOLY SHIT YES</p> </blockquote>http://ja-michael.tumblr.com/post/33759813698http://ja-michael.tumblr.com/post/33759813698Wed, 17 Oct 2012 01:31:25 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbhjqnzloU1rbh3sco1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbhjqnzloU1rbh3sco2_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbhjqnzloU1rbh3sco3_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbhjqnzloU1rbh3sco4_500.png"/><br/> <br/>http://ja-michael.tumblr.com/post/33028151806http://ja-michael.tumblr.com/post/33028151806Sat, 06 Oct 2012 16:14:02 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbhj7dBElx1qlvhteo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://inzerogravity.tumblr.com/post/33022588111/14-100">inzerogravity</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>↳14/<a href="http://inzerogravity.tumblr.com/tagged/100katyperry">100</a></p> </blockquote>http://ja-michael.tumblr.com/post/33023572733http://ja-michael.tumblr.com/post/33023572733Sat, 06 Oct 2012 15:08:46 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mb2jslLc021qb3yk6o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>lol.</p> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://tumblinwithhotties.tumblr.com/post/32532734044/the-only-time-either-of-these-guys-would-be">tumblinwithhotties</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>The only time either of these guys would be remotely interesting to me.</p> </blockquote>http://ja-michael.tumblr.com/post/32546727742http://ja-michael.tumblr.com/post/32546727742Sat, 29 Sep 2012 17:17:51 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lw7tu960vl1r6bpk5o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://ja-michael.tumblr.com/post/32162243311http://ja-michael.tumblr.com/post/32162243311Sun, 23 Sep 2012 19:50:49 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_matm5lbDIj1r2gixro1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://ja-michael.tumblr.com/post/32161736469http://ja-michael.tumblr.com/post/32161736469Sun, 23 Sep 2012 19:43:54 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9ylm9PgXt1qhzi2jo1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9ylm9PgXt1qhzi2jo2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9ylm9PgXt1qhzi2jo3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9ylm9PgXt1qhzi2jo4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9ylm9PgXt1qhzi2jo5_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9ylm9PgXt1qhzi2jo6_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://incomparablyme.tumblr.com/post/31036942225/katy-perry-rihanna-at-the-2012-mtv-video-music">incomparablyme</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><small>Katy Perry & Rihanna at the 2012 MTV Video Music Awards</small></p> </blockquote>http://ja-michael.tumblr.com/post/31064320032http://ja-michael.tumblr.com/post/31064320032Fri, 07 Sep 2012 13:33:29 -0400